On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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