I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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