Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
COCAINE IS GR8
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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