i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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