Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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