"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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