____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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