I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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