What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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