That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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