Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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