We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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