But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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