He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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