do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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