so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
