this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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