Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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