if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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