Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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