GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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