end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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