Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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