Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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