I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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