Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
