It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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