We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think my fart just growled at me.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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