HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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