maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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