She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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