escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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