How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
