question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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