we have pet lesbian snakes
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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