I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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