dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
worst night to have a conscience
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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