But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i believe in u and ur pee
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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