no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You left your phone here
Wait...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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