We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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