Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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