Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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