The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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