But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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