You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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