So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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