Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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