Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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