32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
All the doctor said was why
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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