We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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