My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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