wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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