I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
