For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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