i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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