its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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