I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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