It's like God shit irony all over that family
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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